THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING – Coronavirus Pandemic Guest Blog From The USA

So I’ve been making a lot of lists lately and I wanted to share my “4 most important things in life” list with you today!

Most Important Things In Life List

#4 Most Important Things In Life – Family and Friends

What would we do without a loving family and friends that are always there for you.

#3 Most Important Things in Life – Food

I’m not a scientist, but I know for a fact that if you don’t eat food then you will die…but don’t eat too much or you might get fat.

#2 Most Important Thing in Life – Shelter

We all need some sort of roof over our heads to help keep us safe from the cold, the heat, and from the coronavirus!

#1 Most Important Thing in Life – Sex

The one thing that I’ve missed more than anything during this time of social distancing is SEX! I mean even during a pandemic food and shelter are easy to obtain, but if you’re a single person like myself then getting laid is an extremely difficult task to achieve, and this is why sex toys are so dang important because they still make orgasms possible!!!

Benefits of Using Sex Toys List

The next list I’ve made during this pandemic is a “Benefits of using sex toys” list!

#5 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – You Don’t Need A Partner

The good thing about sex toys is that you don’t need to depend upon anyone else but yourself to get off. Depending on the type of sex toy that you use, according to some people, you can get better sexual pleasure than you would get from having real sex with a person…and since I’m being honest here, I have to admit that the best orgasms I’ve ever had have been self induced by the use of a vibrator!

#4 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – You Won’t Get an STD or COVID-19

Chlamydia, HIV, HPV and gonorrhea are all things that I DO NOT want to ever contract, and you can’t contract any STD’s by using a sex toy…and during this pandemic you can’t get infected with COVID-19 if you use sex toys as an alternative to real sex with another person!

#3 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – They Train Men to Last Longer

If you’re a man that blows his load way too quick during sex then I recommend using male masturbating devices to help train yourself to last longer during the real thing.

#2 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – They Help Couples with Foreplay

Sex becomes very routine for couples that have been boning for many years; even the sexiest of couples get caught in routines, so no one is safe from getting caught in boring sexual situations. One great way of sparking things up is by introducing naughty toys in the bedroom. You and your lover will get to try out new things and make your bedroom life more interesting than it was before. Given the many different types and designs of toys that are available in the market, you are guaranteed to find something that will please you.

#1 Benefit of Using Sex Toys – They Provide Pleasure & Orgasms

The main reason why I use sex toys is for the pleasure and orgasms that they provide me with. You can treat yourself to an amazing orgasm with the use of your favourite vibrator, dildo, or male stroking device.

Best Of British List

My final list is my “Best of British’” List! I came up with this list while thinking about how I’m going to miss this year’s annual 4th of July swinger’s party at my friend’s Newport mansion….but thanks to sex toys I can at least have my party of 1 sex party…but here’s my “Best of British” list…

#3 Best of British – 1960’s Music

The British Invasion was a cultural phenomenon of the mid-1960s, when rock and pop music acts from the United Kingdom and other aspects of British culture became popular in the United States and significant to the rising “counterculture” on both sides of the Atlantic.

#2 Best of British – 1776 (Well for America That Is)

Not only am I not a scientist, I’m also not a history professor, but I do know that in 1776 the US colonists declared themselves independent and in 1783, following a prolonged and bloody war, Britain was forced to recognize the independence of the United States.

Without this invasion I wouldn’t have any swinger parties to attend every 4th of July, so I am very grateful for this event!!!

#1 Best of British – Nobs And Nockers Sex Toy Revolution

Nobs and Nockers is a UK based online sex toy store, is leading Britain’s sex toy revolution by providing British people with amazing orgasms!

About Nobs And Nockers

Nobs and Nockers understands that they cannot change the world but it’s their mission to help people have happy and healthy sex lives. Nobs And Nockers sex toys are great in helping you achieve this. They’re never judgmental and a person’s sexual orientation is of no importance to them. Everybody deserves a great sex life and they’re here to help facilitate this.

A person may be single, in a relationship or into group sex. – That is a choice that everybody is free to make. As they say – “Whatever floats your boat”. Of course not everyone feels this way and that is why they are always discreet and always post out items under a plain cover. “Nobs and Nockers” sex toys are here to put smiles on faces and to help everybody get total sexual satisfaction.

Please note that Nobs and Nockers offers high quality branded products made in body safe materials; these should not be confused with inferior unbranded goods sometimes offered elsewhere.


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